4 May 2026 Acts 14:5-18 Monday of the Fifth Week of Easter “Barnabas they called Zeus, and Paul, because he was the chief speaker, they called Hermes.” Acts 14:12 A teacher says to his class, “All you students with brown eyes, raise your hands.” Brown-eyed students raise their hands. “You all fail for the year. Get out.” The students say (all together now), “That’s not fair!” Teacher: I don’t care. Get out. Students: We’ll get you fired for this! Teacher: Wow, you we